YOU'RE WELCOME.
Invoice
YW-SPEC-IMEN
SPECIMEN
- From
- A Very Important Person
- Bill to
- A Colleague
- Date
- For example
- Due
- Immediately
Description
Unscheduled conversation
Duration
5 minutes
Rate
$10,000.00/hour
Amount due
$833.33
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Stop giving it away like it is.
Because apparently, they needed a reminder.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
Invoice
YW-SPEC-IMEN
SPECIMEN
Description
Unscheduled conversation
Duration
5 minutes
Rate
$10,000.00/hour
Amount due
$833.33
A specimen. Yours receives a real number.
Illustrations, at the house rate of $10,000 an hour.
That five-minute conversation?
You're welcome.
$833.33
The meeting that could have been an email.
Thirty minutes. Regrettably.
$5,000.00
Listening to the startup idea.
Fifteen minutes you will not get back.
$2,500.00
Putting a number on an hour will not make anyone pay it. It can change whether you give the hour away. This is entertainment. The time was not.
So far
Consulting the ledger.
So far
Nothing has been invoiced yet. The world remains, briefly, unbilled.