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YOU'RE WELCOME.

The world's most self-important invoicing platform.

Your time isn't free.

Stop giving it away like it is.

Invoice someone for your time

Because apparently, they needed a reminder.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

Invoice

YW-SPEC-IMEN

SPECIMEN

From
A Very Important Person
Bill to
A Colleague
Date
For example
Due
Immediately

Description

Unscheduled conversation

Duration

5 minutes

Rate

$10,000.00/hour

Amount due

$833.33

Thank you for the opportunity to contribute my extraordinarily valuable time to your situation.

This is a novelty invoice for entertainment purposes only. It is not a payment demand.

A specimen. Yours receives a real number.

A few familiar situations

Illustrations, at the house rate of $10,000 an hour.

  • That five-minute conversation?

    You're welcome.

    $833.33

  • The meeting that could have been an email.

    Thirty minutes. Regrettably.

    $5,000.00

  • Listening to the startup idea.

    Fifteen minutes you will not get back.

    $2,500.00

The invoice is a joke. Your time isn't.

Putting a number on an hour will not make anyone pay it. It can change whether you give the hour away. This is entertainment. The time was not.

So far

Consulting the ledger.